Why does 90 seconds creep by so slowly when I'm waiting to rinse out hair conditioner, but 90 minutes whizzes by when I need to finish a blog post before supper?
Why did God make armpit hair?
Ignoring Scarlett (Alexandria Ripley's second-rate sequel to Gone With The Wind), did Scarlett get Rhettt back, or did she end up in a miserable marriage to Ashley?
And why on earth did MGM cast Leslie Howard as Ashley when he couldn't overcome his European accent? (Remember Ashley's deep Southern heritage.)
How did I get to be 60?
Would America have eventually become independent from England if Boston hadn't thrown that tea into Boston Harbor?
What did either Popye or Bluto see in Olive Oil? She had no figure, and even less personality.
Should I even mention that Disney's Snow White, Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty instantly fell in love with handsome princes despite knowing absolutely nothing about their character?
Why did God make mosquitoes?
Why do people who believe in evolution fight so hard against climate change? And if they believe in "survival of the fittest," why do they worry about endangered species?
Why does Hebrews 11 list a hedonistic womanizer like Sampson, who had practically no regard for the Lord, among the heroes of faith?
Now that I've spent 90 minutes typing these ridiculous and generally unoriginal questions, I'll let you go. You probably now wonder why I bothered writing something so silly. Well, it never hurts to ask!